This Bathroom Sign Pulls No Punches
This is another clever sign that would be perfect for parents or restaurants. It effectively outlines how to use the toilet properly, but with a sharp twist of humor. The sign covers a lot, but the initial part states: “If you lift it up… Put it down. If it runs out… Replace it. If you miss it… Wipe it. If you’re finished… Flush it. If it smells… Spray it.” These are sensible bathroom rules, but the latter half of the sign takes it up a notch.
It humorously instructs women to “Please remain seated for the whole performance” and advises men to “stand closer; it may be shorter than you think.” This sign clearly doesn’t hold back.
