Argument in Process
“Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, do you not realize you’re endangered species? All this commotion is bound to disrupt your sleep patterns, and nobody wants to deal with that. It appears that even giant tortoises have their moments of disagreement, though one has to wonder if these disputes unfold at the same leisurely pace characteristic of their overall existence.
These verbal exchanges could drag on for days, followed by a prolonged period of silence lasting months. On the bright side, at least there’s no risk of them hurling dishes at each other—they don’t use them. Plus, their sturdy shells would make any thrown plates utterly ineffective.”
